Itchy and Scratchy's Blog

Guess where we are now?

2006-06-26T01:27:00.000-05:00

Itchy and Scratchy (yeah that's me, the guapo one)...

Itchy: Hi everyone!!! It's me!!!!!!!
Scratchy: Be quiet, Itchy, I do the talking here...So, we just moved to South Canada, sorry we mean Washington, and we went for a walk on one of the mountains here, Mt. Butcher or something...
Itchy: It's Mt. Baker and...
Scratchy: NO TALKING without my permission, anyway we're going to set up an office in Seattle, so if any of you need my services stay posted...

The Pets Christmas wish list

2004-12-08T21:31:00.000-06:00

Itchy
- A new set of whips
- An autograph from Southpark's Mr. Slave
- A date with Santa Claus
- Some couples counseling sessions for him and D.C. to help build their relationship (but specifically does NOT want these sessions from Scratchy)
- Pajamas

Scratchy
- A Rolls Royce
- A new Rolex
- Donations to build a new church
- Someone to give a good kick in the ass to Itchy
- A date/threesom with Paris Hilton and Britney Spears

Pet Update

2004-11-22T23:19:00.000-06:00

Itchy: So, we just moved into “our” new house, it’s really cool! I have a lot a space and I already found a secret place where I can bring my friends. Ohh, and I have a date with Putin tonight, ahh, he’s so sexy, we met at this event in Chile the other day. He’s so sensitive and caring, you wouldn’t know that just by looking at him, you know he’s a black belt or something…Ahh, I’m in love with him but I haven’t told Dick yet, he probably won’t be too happy (he almost had a heart attack the other day when he saw me kissing Kerry)…

Scratchy: Ahh, Itchy, is such a puta! So, I’m organizing a special healing session for the holidays, it’s specifically designed to help people who get depressed by the holidays to feel better about their useless selves. AND, I’m offering a discount to anyone who has tried to commit suicide before, it’s my way of giving something back to the community! So, yeah, it’s gonna be AWESOME! And it only costs $100K for the entire treatment ($90K for those who qualify for the discount)! And I also offer 5.9% (monthly rate) financing for those who qualify! So far Mariah Carey, Jean Claude Van Damme…

Itchy (interrupting): Ohhh, he’s hot, maybe I can help “cure” him.

Scratchy: Shut up, puta…Anyway as I was saying, I also have signed up Ben Affleck, one of those Backstreet boys, Russel Crowe (he’s paying extra), among others. So anyway, if you need help (and you can afford it, or have good credit)…

For trade (by Itchy)

2004-10-01T21:30:00.000-05:00

I have one pair of slightly used assless chaps, size 42. Perfect condition, barely noticible stickiness. See picture below.
Will trade for Spider-Man comics or equivilant.

2004-10-01T21:28:00.000-05:00

For trade!

2004-09-22T16:08:00.000-05:00

In the Ecuadorian Andes mountains (about 8,000 ft), Itchy had some serious altitude issues..

2004-09-22T16:06:00.000-05:00

At latitud 0 0 0 on the equator in Ecuador

2004-09-22T16:05:00.000-05:00

Viva Texas!

2004-09-22T16:04:00.000-05:00

It's not all just fun and games for us, we're going to the University of Texas at Austin. Itchy is getting a degree in Massage Therapy and Scratchy is going for a PhD in Mental Healing and Motivation.

2004-09-22T16:03:00.000-05:00

Getting some sun (and clouds) on the Riviera (the French one, not the Texan one)

2004-09-22T16:02:00.000-05:00

Visting the famous Eiffel Tower. Itchy actually believed Scratchy's story that it was originally built as an electric plant...Also, Itchy had a great time at the Queens dancing club on the Champs Elysee...

2004-09-22T16:00:00.001-05:00

Checking out the Texas capitol (and the politicians for Itchy)!

2004-09-22T16:00:00.000-05:00

Spending some time in the Alps!

2004-09-22T15:59:00.000-05:00

Partying with our friends Vava and Manda(before Scratchy gave up all alcohol, except for blessed wine)

2004-09-22T15:55:00.000-05:00

Helping decorate the tree

Itchy's Intro

2004-09-22T11:53:00.000-05:00

Hello! I am little Itchy, the nice hippopotamus. I have a cute motorcycle, that my friend Dick C. bought me for my birthday. He and I like to meet at the secret place. I came out recently and told my friends that I am gay! They told me they already knew... oh well. I have a thing for politicians, oooh, they're so hot, I was recently checking out Lucio from Ecuador! If you are also into my personal interests, email me your picture and I will let you come to my secret place :-). I like pink roses, and whips.

Scratchy's Intro

2004-09-22T11:50:00.000-05:00

Hi! My name is Scratchy. I was an alcoholic, but one day I found the divine light and I started my own church: "Scratchy's Sacred Healing Church"! And since then you know, my life has changed forever. Now, I have become a healer and dedicate myself to helping others - for a small fee. Please send your donations to my personal account number, or email me if you'd like me to become your spiritual advisor (consultations starting at $1,000). In life, I like money, power, and the chicks at Hooters.